Before getting into the thick of this post, an apology is in
order. I am sorry for not having posted in
almost two months’ time! Yours truly is
a procrastinator but then again, you already knew that didn’t you.
Austria celebrates Christmas in a similar fashion as the
Americans with a few finite differences.
For example, the Christmas trees are typically smaller than we’re used
to. The average height I found for sale
on the street was about three to four feet.
These cozy “shrubberies” fit well into apartments and small homes where
they’re placed atop a small table or stool and decorated with small wooden
figurines. It actually makes me question
why we need such large tress in the first place. Are we trying to match our huge homes with an
appropriately sized piece of seasonal decoration? Perhaps we’re all looking to recreate the
ginormous Rockefeller Center tree with its thousands of lights and ornaments. Anyway, I’ve come to realize our trees are
HUGE (and while we’re at it, why a tree in the first place?). They also celebrate the holiday on the 24th
instead of the 25th, which is truly a minor discrepancy.
In the round of polite questioning that follows the
Christmas holidays, the most important question on everyone’s mind is “how was
your holiday.” As soon as they find out
I didn’t go home, they all ask, straight-away “weren’t you homesick being away.” The short answer is no, not really. I know that sounds horrible, as if I loathe
my family. It’s just that this Christmas
was utterly wonderful and managed to fill any homesickness pains. You might be wondering, what circumstances
could possibly fill the void left by the absence of those who love you unconditionally
while in the comfortable surroundings of your upbringing? Simply put, a FEAST!
Iris Snijders Blok (Netherlands) and I realized sometime in
late November that we were going to be in Graz for Christmas. It was eventually agreed that there would be
no better way to celebrate than to pull together a dinner. There would be food, drinks, gifts, and games. She graciously agreed to host the event as my
apartment fits me and about 2.5 (Chinese) people if we all stood on each other’s
toes while holding our breath after having been flattened by a pizza roller
wearing corsets. Everyone was asked to
bring food and gifts while Iris and I took care of the drinks. The final point of contention, what day to
celebrate together, the 24th or 25th? The democratic process resulted in the 25th
(and by democratic process I mean I just made a decision when no one seemed to
care very much). Once the Facebook invitations were all sent out, we had
confirmations for 17 people. I planned
to make the following dishes:
1 huge bowl of mashed potatoes
1 whole roasted chicken
1 ginormous (like that word?) bowl of macaroni and cheese
1 small bowl of vanilla raspberry pudding
In addition, I went out and bought some gifts just in case
people forgot to bring one of their own.
1 pair of candles
2 boxes of fancy teas (plural?)
1 box of chocolate cookies
1 box of pralines
1 box of about hundred pocket tissues, for the winter
1 packet of Ikea kitchen sponges, definitely my best gift
idea ever
Peter Woods, a fellow Fulbright scholar, decided to join in
the fun, which is a good thing because he made the most amazing sweet potato casserole
ever. I have to say, I was a great host,
offering him the comfort of a thin blanket to soften the distance between him
and the hard floor while he slept (seriously Peter I’m sorry). On the day of the cooking frenzy began with
the two of us rummaging through my tiny kitchen nonstop from 8 in the morning 4
in the afternoon. It was exhausting yet
rewarding work made easier by good company.
By 5 o’clock things at Iris’s place were in full swing. Everyone had arrived and begun eating their
varied dishes. We had students from
Greece, Turkey, Finnland, Egypt (it was her first Christmas), Japan, US,
Ireland, Bosnia, Spain, and France; each with their own amazing food. In fact, we had too much food and foolishly
stuffed ourselves before realizing we had a round of dessert to get through
(don’t worry we got around to it). The
best part was the lively, heartfelt chatter that went around the table. Everyone was away from home, in a foreign
country and as a result extremely open.
Smiles, laughter, stories, and earnest friendliness were thick in the
air. There was a moment when I just
silently stood back and took it all in, letting it wash over me. It truly made me happy.
It turns out we had just enough presents for everyone. How lucky is that? The only thing we lacked was a way to
randomly give them out. Through the use
of the democratic process I suggested we play charades whereas the winner would
get to pick his/her present. You know Charades,
that game where people have to act out a word/phrase given to them by an
opposing team. A fun, uncompetitive game
of laughs and brotherly love, right? WRONG!
Dear readers, please tell me how I could have acted out the movie title “Stranger
than Fiction?” uhhhhhh...it’s hard enough to do that around native English speakers! The other team kept giving us RIDICULOUS
words that no one knew how to act out!
Or maybe I’m just a sore loser...;-)
Either way, it’s always a good time watching your friends flap their
arms around making crazy faces while people scream out the same answer ten
times as if the actor hadn’t heard the first time (it’s a jackal,...a jackal?, it’s a Jackal, JACKAL!, is it a jackal?).
Win or lose we all passed around the gifts, careful not to
end up with anything we brought with us.
This was the part where the Egyptian girl’s face lit up. She had never gotten a Christmas present
before and was staring at the packing of her gift with an expression of wonder
and childish excitement. We decided to
count to 5 and open them all at the same time.
It was somewhere between 3 and 4 that I realized the gift she was
holding was none other than the package of sea foam colored Ikea kitchen
sponges I had hastily bought three days before.
Bless her heart, the poor girl’s expression went from eagerness to
confusion in seconds as she clearly did not expect something as mundane as
sponges for her first Christmas present.
Everyone was confused (except for Peter and I who found the whole thing
hilarious) and wanted to know whether or not she was really holding sponges in
her hand. Holding in my guilt ridden
laughter, I took the opportunity to hand her my unopened gift which turned out
to be a decorated mug, much more fitting.
All was saved.
Games, food, and conversation carried us through the rest of
the night. By the time I got back to my
apartment it was 4 in the morning. I
went to sleep that night remembering their smiles and laughter. But most of all, I remember that poor
Egyptian girl’s face, classic.